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Sh!+ Eater Help Wanted

Postby Deplorable MEh » September 28th, 2019, 4:01 am

There's job openings in San Francisco for sh-t eaters. If you like sh-t you can eat it for free after one of the million homeless takes dump. The pay is good, better than a software developer.

iShit
Job details
Salary
$50 per t--d (based on smell, color, and texture)
Job Type
Full-time, Part-time
Benefits
Pulled from the full job description
Go through an extensive shi+-eating program
Receive including medical, dental, vision, 401(k), paid time to eat your own sh-t, holiday pay for when the homeless get a turkey dinner, and more!
We also offer: Chili to the homeless
Free corn is also in the package
Health insurance
Dental insurance
Vision insurance
Retirement plan
Signing bonus
Paid time on the sh-tter
Qualifications
Experience:
Anti-Defeca+ion League, 1 year (Preferred)

Education:
High school or equivalent (Required)

Full Job Description
Do you have the sh-t that it takes to eat $hit? Do you enjoy what you cooked or what others have eaten and working with pooop? iShit is seeking full- and part-time sh-t eating individuals to join our team in San Francisco, CA!

!! Currently offering a $1000 Signing Bonus !!
I'm the controller of my destiny. I'm the master of my fate. I will fight with words all tyranny. I will guard against the state.
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Re: Sh!+ Eater Help Wanted

Postby philosophicallyfrank » October 1st, 2019, 1:30 pm

Geologically, there is the beginnings of a fault line developing that will split California from the rest of the US with a channel between them and us. Over time even "Nature" doesn't think that California has any relationship with the rest of us: https://www.wired.com/story/walker-lane ... eas-fault/
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