IF JESUS WAS ON EARTH TODAT:

[Ed]

He would be an NRA member,
He would be pro life
He would be against the current health care bill
He would be against amnesty for illegals
He would say Rush and Sean are good guys
He would be against gay marriage and gay rights
He would chastise the current government(both parties) for trampling the Constitution.
He would shut down the porn industry and clean up Hollywood
He would treat our seniors and veterans better.
He would be in favor of American Revolution II.
He would hate the evil Obama but love the man,
He would be against US imperialism around the world and encourage charity instead,
HE WOULD BE A CONSERVATIVE!!!
Feel free to add more to the list!

[halley]

He would be an NRA member,
He would be pro life
He would be against the current health care bill
He would be against amnesty for illegals
He would say Rush and Sean are good guys
He would be against gay marriage and gay rights
He would chastise the current government(both parties) for trampling the Constitution.
He would shut down the porn industry and clean up Hollywood
He would treat our seniors and veterans better.
He would be in favor of American Revolution II.
He would hate the evil Obama but love the man,
He would be against US imperialism around the world and encourage charity instead,
HE WOULD BE A CONSERVATIVE!!!
Feel free to add more to the list!

Is this a joke because you cannot possible know Jesus and say that.

[Ed]

No Halley. This is what Jesus would be like if he were here now. He would be more on the angry side than he was before. I gave you all a chance and you fu---- up!

[halley]

He would be an NRA member,
He would be pro life

JESUS HAS ALWAYS BEEN PRO-LIFE, HE WILL STOP WARS AND NEEDLESS KILLING OF ANIMALS.

He would be against the current health care bill

BEING A SOCIALIST, HE WOULD EMBRACE EQUALITY

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He would be against amnesty for illegals

HE WOULD ERASE BORDERS. WE WOULD BE ONE PEOPLE

He would say Rush and Sean are good guys

HE WOULD BANISH THEM(MARS) FROM SOCIETY FOREVER

He would be against gay marriage and gay rights

HE WOULD HEAL HEARTS AND MINDS

He would chastise the current government(both parties) for trampling the Constitution.

HE WOULD SET UP ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT THAT RULE IN RIGHTOUSNESS AND ABOLISH THE MAN MADE CONSTITUTION.

He would treat our seniors and veterans better.

THERE WOULD BE NO SENIORS AND NOT VETERANS

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He would hate the evil Obama but love the man,

THERE IS NO EVIL IN OBAMA JUST IN THOSE WHO SEE EVIL IN A GOOD MAN

He would be against US imperialism around the world and encourage charity instead,

THERE WOULD BE NO NEED FOR ANY OF THESE BECAUSE THERE WOULD BE PLENTY FOR ALL.

HE WOULD BE A :cCONSERVATIVE!!!

JESUS KNOWS THAT CONSERVATIVE IS JUST A WORD.

Feel free to add more to the list!

WHEN JESUS RETURNS HE WILL DESTROY EVERY ONE WHO OWNS WHITE SHEETS.
HE WOULD DESTROY ALL HATE GROUPS AND MAKE THEM LOVE.
HE WOULD MAKE OVER HEARTS AND MINDS. DESTROY EVERY THING WHITE.
NOTHING IS THE NEW WORLD WILL BE WHITE. IT WILL BE A FORGOTTEN COLOR

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[Ed]

The second cominf of Christ he will be THE ANGRY MAN as porttrayed in Revelations. The good will koin his army and the bad he will send spinning into hell. Liberals have a knack of violating his commandments and justifying doing so:
Abortion
Sodomy
Porn
Immorality of all kinds
Beastiality
Murder
Sloth(illegals and welfare recioients)

I could go on and on. Liberals FAVOR allowing these activities to take place!

[halley]

The second cominf of Christ he will be THE ANGRY MAN as porttrayed in Revelations. The good will koin his army and the bad he will send spinning into hell. Liberals have a knack of violating his commandments and justifying doing so:
Abortion
Sodomy
Porn
Immorality of all kinds
Beastiality
Murder

INCEST
RAPE
SERIAL KILLERS
SHOOT UP SCHOOLS
CHILD PORN
ANIMAL KILLER

Sloth(illegals and welfare recioients)

I could go on and on. Liberals FAVOR allowing these activities to take place!

NOTHING BUT RADICAL RIGHT WINGNUT RHETORIC AND HATE.
THE MENTIONABLES ARE TYPICAL OF [b]SICK WINGNUTS AND CHILD PREDATORS [/b]WHICH MO IS WHITE AND 30ish.
WHITE THROUGH AND THROUGH.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10912603

[Ed]

Oh yeah,and a BIG ONE!!! Government stealing(taxation)

[Ed]

The second cominf of Christ he will be THE ANGRY MAN as porttrayed in Revelations. The good will koin his army and the bad he will send spinning into hell. Liberals have a knack of violating his commandments and justifying doing so:
Abortion
Sodomy
Porn
Immorality of all kinds
Beastiality
Murder

INCEST
RAPE
SERIAL KILLERS
SHOOT UP SCHOOLS
CHILD PORN
ANIMAL KILLER

Sloth(illegals and welfare recioients)

Halley, I do agree with your expanded list(exception being animals killed for food and hunting) Liberals promote crime by being easy on the criminal,"Oh,that poor man! He is not to blame for what he did! The environment in which he lives is!" Liberals are soft on crime therby promote it!

I could go on and on. Liberals FAVOR allowing these activities to take place!

NOTHING BUT RADICAL RIGHT WINGNUT RHETORIC AND HATE.
THE MENTIONABLES ARE TYPICAL OF [b]SICK WINGNUTS AND CHILD PREDATORS [/b]WHICH MO IS WHITE AND 30ish.
WHITE THROUGH AND THROUGH.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10912603

[davehines]

I can't see Jesus calling Rush and Hannity good guys. It doesn't mesh well with the concept of Him castigating both parties. Both those guys have been water carriers for the corrupt end of the GOP. Both have promoted endless war all around the world. Hannity has blatantly lied about certain things (especially about Ron Paul), and Jesus wouldn't be particularly fond of a liar.

[specter]

WHEN JESUS RETURNS HE WILL DESTROY EVERY ONE WHO OWNS WHITE SHEETS.
HE WOULD DESTROY ALL HATE GROUPS AND MAKE THEM LOVE.
HE WOULD MAKE OVER HEARTS AND MINDS. DESTROY EVERY THING WHITE.
NOTHING IS THE NEW WORLD WILL BE WHITE. IT WILL BE A FORGOTTEN COLOR

If this were posted against a "minority" it would be deleted.

THIS is why Nations MUST be related FAMILIES and not the "mixed multitude"

Read the Bible Halley, in the end only ISRAEL will survive. Sorry if that offends but it is the way it is

[specter]

I can't see Jesus calling Rush and Hannity good guys. It doesn't mesh well with the concept of Him castigating both parties. Both those guys have been water carriers for the corrupt end of the GOP. Both have promoted endless war all around the world. Hannity has blatantly lied about certain things (especially about Ron Paul), and Jesus wouldn't be particularly fond of a liar.

Not true. BOTH consider themselves conservatives. They use the GOP only as the tool to push conservatism

Specifically what "lies"?

[davehines]

Not true. BOTH consider themselves conservatives. They use the GOP only as the tool to push conservatism

If they were pushing conservatism, they'd be far more adamant about criticizing the GOP when it acts in distinctly unconservative manner. Rush, at least, after the debacle in the 2006 election said he'd no longer carry water for the GOP. His resolve lasted about 10 minutes.

Specifically what "lies"?

One I recall specifically is during the primary debates. When Ron Paul was leading the pack, Hannity said it was a handful of supporters gaming the system. The poll was run by Hannity's network -- FOXNews. It was set up so as to not be gamed as Hannity said it was. Either Hannity was outright lying, or he didn't know how FOX ran the poll -- in which case he was fabricating a theory and presenting it as fact, i.e., lying.

In a televised ABC "town hall meeting" during the Clinton administration, Limbaugh mentioned the momentary downturn in the stock market. He said it was Clinton's fault, and grinned like a Cheshire cat who had just eaten a Dormouse. He seemed to think it was a telling point. Incidentally, the downturn lasted about three days. During the Dubya administration, liberals were blaming Bush for the stock market going down. Rush saind the president is not responsible for the day-to-day stock market. Which is it, Rush? Can you blame the president or can't you?

[Dan Popp]

If Jesus were on earth today we would have one-world government. Pause and calmly think about that.

As C.S. Lewis wrote, "When the author walks on stage, the play is over."

[halley]

I can't see Jesus calling Rush and Hannity good guys. It doesn't mesh well with the concept of Him castigating both parties. Both those guys have been water carriers for the corrupt end of the GOP. Both have promoted endless war all around the world. Hannity has blatantly lied about certain things (especially about Ron Paul), and Jesus wouldn't be particularly fond of a liar.

RUSH, HANNITY, BECK AND DOBBS IS NOTHING MORE THEN RACIST IN DISGUISE THAT INCITE VIOLENCE BEHIND FREE SPEECH AND CHRISTIANITY. THEY WILL BURN IN HELL WITH THE REST OF THE WHITE RACIST HATE GROUPS.

[halley]

No Halley. This is what Jesus would be like if he were here now. He would be more on the angry side than he was before. I gave you all a chance and you fu---- up!

YOU GAVE ME?