Michael Bresciani
'Tiptoe thru the Tulips' with John Kerry, Jimmy Carter and Uncle Joe Biden
By Michael Bresciani
September 8, 2014

"Knee deep in flowers we'll stray, we'll keep the showers away, and if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight, Will you pardon me? And tiptoe through the tulips with me"

– Tiny Tim

"It is the United States' Biblical "responsibility" to "confront climate change," including to protect "vulnerable Muslim majority countries."

– John Kerry

After viewing Dave Huntwork's article on Canada Free Press, I knew I could add very little to Dave's coverage, but I was haunted by the words of Tiny Tim's 1968 classic "Tiptoe through the Tulips."

There isn't a single direct correlation between the two ideas, but there is no masking the naiveté and raw stupidity in both.

Kerry has revived echoes of William Howard Taft's proclamation that the people of the Philippines were our "little brown brothers" who would need years of our benevolent supervision to help them to morph into something akin to Anglo Saxon politically skilled and useful followers of democracy.

If Kerry is going to play the role of the new Don Quixote of global warming, he may want to check the rest of the Bible as it pertains to abortion, homosexuality and corrupt government leaders.

The bible has plenty to say about these matters, but to be honest the term 'global warming' and anything only tacitly related to it, are not in the bible. Not even an extravagant interpolation, much less and erroneous interpretation can be found about rising temps or the man-made destruction of the planet is found in the pages of writ.

No John – we will not waste our time checking our bibles or tip toeing through the tulips.

You may want to check with your boss on your view of scriptural mandates, Barack has already relegated some passages, like Romans chapter one, to the distant hazy land of obscure sayings. Since the bible says nothing about warming, Barack may want to place you on his list of obscure things.

Dave Huntwork used terms like, crackpot agenda and pandering I prefer the term hypocrite. We have children being slaughtered and Christians being hunted down like they were unwanted vermin and Kerry's best is his concern about the temperature!

If global warming had all the scientists onboard and if it were anything more than the make believe cause of the liberals we might forgo the harsh criticism. But Kerry has earned this gold medal for goofballs award – hands down.

Jimmy Carter stuck on – "The Religion of Peace"

The next prize for unmitigated liberal nonsense goes to former President Jimmy Carter.

In Detroit only last week, while addressing the Islamic Society of North American, (ISNA) Carter said "the principles of Allah will benefit the whole world."

With the anniversary of 9/11 only days away and 23,000 terrorist attacks later does anyone with half a brain still think Islam is a religion of peace.

Apparently, there is at least one.

Duped by the idea that Palestine ever had any centrality or desire to become a nation before the return of the Jews to their homeland in 1948, Carter has proven time and time again that whatever he was missing in his administration is second only to the deficit in his knowledge of modern history concerning the Palestinians and now pretty much all of Muslim history.

It would be too much to hope that Carter knew before his address to ISNA that the FBI has long ago put ISNA on the list of groups directly connected to the infamous Muslim Brotherhood.

Crusader Biden rides out in front of Barack to "Storm the gates of hell."

Last but not least, along comes the next liberal to use a passage from the bible to punctuate their exuberant, howbeit, ridiculous rhetorical hyperbole.

Jesus said, "...upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." (Mt 16: 18)

Since Joe's connection to the church is highly suspect and Obama can hardly be thought of as 'the rock' especially as it pertains to ISIS we are forced to conclude that Uncle Joe was functioning once again as the king of gaffes and not so much as the vice president.

Vowing retaliation for James Foley and Steven Sotloff who were executed by ISIS Muslims, Biden not only promised to follow the executioners to hell, but he declared that hell is where they will end up anyway.

Judge, jury and executioner Biden forgot to mention that even as he spoke, boss Obama was still soft pedaling a response to ISIS by saying he had no policy or plan as yet.

One commentator on Fox News was heard Thursday night saying that Biden may follow them to the gates of hell, but Obama, to date, has not been able to follow them across the Syrian border

Are liberals now using their bibles as a road map?

Bluegrass music's aficionados Mac Wiseman, Reno and Smiley and a host of other are still bellowing out the words to the much beloved gospel song still sung by Appalachian folks to this day. It is entitled "I'm Using My Bible for a Roadmap."
    I'm using my Bible for a road map

    Ten Commandments they tell me what to do

    The twelve disciples are my road signs

    And Jesus will take me safely through

We have little to fear, the dem's liberals and left wingers now holding power in this nation are not finally submitting to the Lord or the wisdom of the bible. They are using it to add credence to their rhetoric however obviously shallow that may appear.

As mentioned if they took any or all of the bible seriously then abortions, gay agenda and government corruption and scandal would end overnight.

Jesus said ... "And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?" (Lk 6: 46)

Kerry, Carter and Biden have about as much import when it comes to the bible and the destruction of the ISIS threat as the three pigs did in keeping the big bad wolf away – no wait – the pigs were successful.

Are the lib's returning to the bible just in time for the mid-term elections? If so, that should be proof enough that hypocrisy on the left – knows no boundaries.

© Michael Bresciani


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