You can earn billions -- even trillions of dollars

By Chris Mitchell

I rule Earth and I want to give you the best job in the world! Some of you are already quite happy doing whatever you do and may brush aside my offer, telling me, "I already have the best job in the world. So, I'm not interested." You know what? Your jobs are probably quite good and you have excellent reasons to love them. But, wait until you hear about the job I have for you.

If you think you've made a fortune you're happy with, how would you like the job of making all the money in the world?

When I say "making" I don't mean earning. I mean actually creating dollars and euros, yen and yuan, pounds and marks and francs. You get to be the moneymaker for all the people wherever you live. Since you create the money, who would ever know if you help yourself to large stacks of crisps new bills every now and then? Nobody! Right?

And to ensure nobody knows how your black magic wizardry works, I, the ruler of Earth, decree that nobody is allowed to audit you! Ever!

Admit it. This job gets better by the minute. Doesn't it? But wait, this is only the tip of the iceberg.

If you are the official creator of money, then cold hard cash is the product you manufacture. And what do manufacturers do with products they make? Yes, exactly! They sell them to their customers. So, obviously, you are empowered to sell your money to people who use it. That's virtually everyone. You even have a name for the profit you make by selling your money to customers. It's your prime interest rate. Let's call it "prime" for short. And based on market conditions, as well as demand for your product, just as all manufacturers vary profits according to Laws of Supply and Demand, you can vary the prime you charge your customers.

To guarantee you kill all competition, capture the marketplace, totally dominate and monopolize it, you "influence" politicians to make a "law" that all people must use your money as legal tender for debts. Let's call this new law "The Federal Reserve Act". Once it's "law," it doesn't matter if it is unjust. You outlaw the obsolete quaint notions of Free Market Enterprise and unrestricted Fair Trade! Why would politicians do that? Well, the answer should be crystal clear.

Politicians must come to you for cash because you make all the money. You're their bank! Where else can they get money with no questions asked? Governments and politicians become your best customers. You have control of them by pulling on their proverbial short hairs! So, don't be silly. Mercilessly leverage this unduly unfair "business advantage."

You can even compel politicians to pass another unjust "law" to impose a national Income Tax. Let's name this "the 16th Amendment." Do that to guarantee that the first fruits of their people's labors are confiscated and used to pay prime interest on your loans.

Every time you loan politicians some of their own nation's money, add it to their tab. Call that the National Debt. Manipulate the prime rate such that the government is barely able to make interest payments, and has absolutely not a snowflake's chance in hell of ever paying off the National Debt. In this shakedown racket that's 1 of your 2 biggest moneymakers (no pun intended).

Spendthrift politicians will eagerly accept this arrangement; which is, in fact, a treasonous betrayal of their people. You ask, "Why will they commit treason?" Besides the fact of human nature that 95% of politicians will sell their Mother's eyes for 1¢ or less, they'll gleefully do business with you because they either buy your products, or they must shakedown the people for more taxes. As a former* taxpayer, you know how unpopular that is. These are the same people who elected them and entrusted them to honorably serve the Public Trust. The "Public Trust" — HA, Ha, ha! That's another joke. When money is up for grabs, politicians always toss aside the Public Trust.

*Never paying taxes again is another perk you have as long as you continue to do the world's best job.

Anyhow, about shakedowns . . . Surely you see how bad it is for spendthrifts to visibly shakedown The People. The more shakedowns are hidden from plain view, the better it is for people doing the shaking down. And now, since you have the best job in the world and profit handsomely from it, you don't want mindless masses of common rabble people knowing and clearly understanding what you do, hating you for it and trying to wrest your job away from you. Do you?

I thought you'd agree. But hang on another minute. We're not quite done here. First, you must know a couple more things. Recall I said that running up the National Debt was 1 of your 2 biggest moneymakers (again, no pun intended)? Well, the other is to make sure there are always some wars going on somewhere in the world. See, the way you profit handsomely from wars is that you create money for both sides. They need weapons to fight wars. They must buy those weapons. They need money to buy weapons. You give them the money based on assets they pledge to you in exchange. Clearly, you take only assets with value. So, you loot the national treasury ~ so to speak. But, hey, that's the money business. All in an honest day's pillaging! Right?

So long as you fan the flames of war, there is almost unlimited wealth you can steal away; right down to the human resources whose lives are lost fighting the war, and those who survive it, too. You'll find ruthless warlords are more than willing to sellout the lives and fruits of labors of people fighting for as well as against them. Identify and anoint such warlord wannabes with some "seed money," get them addicted to the cash, give them more, and soon you have a flourishing, prosperous relationship. Funding wars is a venerable, time-proven profitable business. It's a great place to invest venture capital. It's really a tradition of mankind. You'll simply keep the tradition alive and prospering. So what if you profit some "blood money" along the way! If not you, someone else would — so it might as well be you.

But, here is the icing on your cake. And, yes, you can have your cake and eat it too! Every nation has national treasuries; gold reserves, precious metals and gems, crown jewels and prestigious landmarks, etc. You'll ferret them out as you do business. Get politicians to tell you what they are. Use that knowledge to ransack a nation's heritage. Steal all the loot! They'll offer treasures to you in exchange for increasing their National Debt; which, by the way, really mortgages the future of their children, grandchildren and their entire posterity. Frankly, it's perpetual enslavement!

Here is an example about national treasures. Everyone thinks America's gold is in Fort Knox. There is even the absurd James Bond movie to help perpetuate that myth. The truth is that nobody of any importance to America's We The People has been inside of Fort Knox to see exactly what is actually there, or NOT there any more. I'll leave the rest to your imagination with the tidbit that Fort Knox's gold was never worth $9 trillion.

OK . . . that's it. That's the job. Do you want it? Unlimited wealth. Unimaginable power. Everyone, directly or indirectly, beholding to you. Do you wonder, what's my angle in all this? You know, "What's the catch?" Well, you kickback to me a percentage of all business you touch for the privilege of being my handpicked administrator. My percentage can vary depending on how much value I see in deals you do. But you still get to make fortunes many times over. It's unearthly wealth right here on earth.

Oh, before I forget, you've heard of the proverbial "deal with the devil," right? Well, this is it. If you take this job, someday — probably sooner rather than later — you'll be asked to sell your soul and the souls of all your heirs, born and unborn.

If you want this Greatest Job in All the World, there is one last caveat. You must wrest it away from the Rockefellers, Rothchilds, and other global elitists who own transnational draconian central banking systems. They ardently worship money and are unsurpassable zealots for amassing feudal power, totally controlling earth's resources, and this includes merciless domination of the serfs who live here. You must unseat them to get this job. Their money mafia is very formidable and deadly in many ways. So, if you accept my job offer it is high risk, but infinite rewards.

Thanks for giving me time to make you my job offer and present the background. Many inhuman Pure Evil souls covet this job. But, I have my reasons for choosing you. So, quickly consider my offer. I think you know how to get me ~ look into the darkest part of your heart and think of me. Meanwhile, the Hades Hellbound departs in a few seconds, so I must go. May your soul blacken until you summon me . . .

© Chris Mitchell