Tom O'Toole
June 19, 2010
Beating Obama and BP: My "beaded" letter for Bobby Jindal
By Tom O'Toole

"I live in Louisiana and Gov. Jindal is WONDERFUL...during Ike and Katrina, the poor man did not sleep for days...we have seen pictures of him leaving mass with his family, his [children] holding rosaries..." comment from wife n mommy

"Every day [during the gulf oil crisis] he tours the coast by helicopter or boat, and [on his return] holds a news conference. No one can say that he was not vigorously engaged...or did not know the facts every single fact..." from the blog Catholic Glasses

"Work as if everything depended upon you, and then pray as if everything depended upon God." St. Ignatius of Loyola

Dear Governor Jindal,

Although it appears you are more than a little busy these days, my admiration for your seemingly "quitoxic" quest to save your state prompted me to write with one more suggestion on how to fight this devastating oil spill. "This spill fundamentally threatens our way of life," you claimed from the beginning, and the unfolding of events of the past eight weeks has proved you right. Still, you take little consolation in the vindication of your prophecy, instead forging ahead while at the same time besieging the others, from BP to Obama, to follow. If anyone has led in this battle against (as one of the riggers called it) "the well from hell" it has been you and not Barack which is precisely why I am writing to you and not the President about the last arena of the war you need to lead. Sure, Obama talked about praying in his "Gulf Help" (a.k.a. the "Cap and Trade Charade") speech this week, but you could tell by the vagueness of his words that he had no expertise in the area of prayer either, and that it was not faith from the heart but the teleprompter. You, on the other hand, have had much experience in using prayer to help solve crises, going back to your college days when your ceaseless "Hail Marys" helped deliver your friend Susan from the devil in what you later realized was her exorcism.

As I'm sure you recall, Governor Jindal, Susan's depression about her cancer quickly progressed from depression into despair, and you found yourself in a room with her and a bunch of Campus Crusaders for Christ and other well-meaning but green evangelicals, wanting to help but unable to do so. When you tried to join in the group's prayer, you felt "a weight on your chest," and initially could not overcome the darkness that was now taking ahold of your soul as well. But according to your 1994 article "Beating a Demon, Physical Dimensions of Spiritual Warfare," "suddenly...and strangely, I found myself repeating the Hail Mary until it became a chant. As a recent convert to Catholicism, I had yet to accept the Catholic doctrines concerning Mary, and considered [them] to be idolatry. Though I had never prayed a Hail Mary before in my life, I now found myself incapable of any other form of prayer." But as it turned out, it was your prayers, along with the intervention of a crucifix (later found to have been blessed by John Paul II) that turned the tide for Susan, and her faith in Christ was restored. But now the dark tides return to your world with another form of black death, and despite all your hard work, I believe the Lord's order will not be completely restored to the Gulf without the intervention of the rosary.

Governor Jindal, I know your devotion to Mary has deepened considerably since that long ago day when you "left that room with a powerful belief in Mary's intercession," and you may be the person I least need to convince of the power of the rosary in times of world crises. From Lepanto to Fatima, the rosary has been instrumental in everything from winning wars to converting countries, and it would seem to be the perfect prayer for the still largely devout people of Louisiana. On the other hand, while you have little doubt in the power of praying the rosary, I imagine you might have grave concerns in being the person leading your state in its recitation.

I realize that even an unofficial statement by the Governor of Louisiana to the effect that, "In addition to the work I will continue to do to solve this crisis, from this time forward I am also going to lead a decade of the rosary each day until the day the leak has been plugged, the Gulf has been cleaned, and the Louisiana way of life has been restored, and I am asking all those in our blessed state, the Gulf states, and these United States who believe in this special Marian devotion to now join me in this endeavour," would raise the ire of many. Agnostics and church and state separatists (or are they one and the same?) would object (falsely) with Constitutional concerns, Protestants would protest on ecumenical issues, and it wouldn't make Muslims happy because...they are Muslims! But Bobby, the difference between you and Obama, indeed the difference between you and most politicians, is that you embrace neither the strong arm politics of Chicago nor the political correctness of Washington but the policies of openness and honesty, and base your decisions not on what is popular but what is right. And if this prayer is right for this crisis, the time is ripe to begin praying it.

Of course, if the Democrats razz you for being the "Rosary Governor" in 2010, they'll absolutely crucify you for being the potential "Praying President" in 2012. Still, Bobby, you have nothing to fear. For if God wants you to be the Republican presidential nominee in two years (and I hope He does, for you not only have the intelligence to expose Obama's seemingly spiritual ramblings for the pseudo-Christian rationalism that they really are, you also have the courage to return America to "One Nation Under God" as well) you need not worry, for if the powers of darkness could not capture you as an earnest but unsure new Christian, be sure that they cannot control you now. Besides, would the Christian critics even bother to characterize you as a right-wing "Rosary-Reciter" when they probably could get much more mileage out of calling you the "Exorcist-Extremist"? So when you are out on the boat and building those booms today, I ask you to consider not only the plight of the pelicans, but the saga of Susan too. For if you do, Bobby, I bet tonight is the night you'll make the "joyous" announcement I'm talking about. In the meantime, I'll be praying the Luminous Mysteries for the people of Louisiana, not to mention their "wonderful," if sleepless, Governor...

Keep fighting the good fight!

God's grace and Mary's prayers,

Tom O'Toole

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Thomas Augustine O'Toole was born in Chicago and grew up in a devout Catholic family with five brothers and two sisters. He was the sports editor of Notre Dame's Scholastic magazine, where his story "Reflections on the Game" won the award for Best Sports Feature for the Indiana Collegiate Press Association... (more)

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