Let 'em eat crude!

By Johnny D. Symon

In all matters of living I've rarely thought of something as cut and dried, until I'm certain that I could strike a match and set the thing alight, and I reckon that this fact ... or litmus test even ... is trickiest of all to solve when dealing with Biblical prophecy. Natural matters ... people things ... are no problem; if you can understand your own inner workings, you can understand every other humans' thought machinery, and here's my sad and sorry confession; I understand my inner and outer workings so well that all else is a piece of cake.

"A human being is nothing but a story
with a skin around it."

— Fred Allen

I remember a long ways back discovering that both the logo of the Flat Earth Society and the UN were mighty similar. I therefore began to call the UN the Flat Brain Society because I began to picture this outfit like a flat planet, you see when a planet's round you can only see a part of it, the rest is out of view, but if you flatten it out like a map everything can be seen at once. Every land mass on a flat earth can be seen with nothing out of view, it's a kind of instant geography lesson really.

So as with a planet I figured to view the UN as a brain that had been flattened out like a map.

As I surveyed the less than wondrous scene of pancake UN, I realized that, like a real brain, the United Notions was partitioned into sections, some reigned supreme and others less supreme, and others still, remained a mystery; those regions appeared to be inactive or useless, why they existed at all was the real mystery.

But this flat cerebral artifact, commonly named the United Notions, or Flat Brain Society, held no mysteries as it performed it's primary functions, those functions are designed to try and avert the course of Biblical prophecy, it's a fool's errand, sure, but those fools happen to be taken seriously by a large portion of earth's inhabitants. Here's a prime example of the lunatics taking over the asylum, but there's an added dimension because the lunatics are aided and abetted by those who are supposed to be in charge of the kooks, those guys are called politicians and they ought to know better, maybe some of them do but still decide to carry on doing what they know to be wrong, nonetheless the truth still remains steadfast, that political leaders are meant to control the loons in order to protect the local community surrounding the nut-house.

Over in Italy a huge section of the general public have gone on strike, to protest against a 20 percent rise in the cost of pasta. Apparently they're not stopping there because many have vowed to stop using their cell and telephones for 20 days, together with a boycott on the use of public transport. The people have finally had enough of their leadership's process of design and subterfuge. Some of them are already aware that their Prime Minister is a KGB employee, and that he began a European price hike process years ago when he was in the Commission, and all of this was at the behest of his big boss over in Moscow.

Now some of you might be thinking to yourself, "Why has Italian pasta risen by 20 percent in just a few days?" and the answer is simple; Biofuel and Market Speculation.

How many of you remember the time when ecologists, backed by the United Notions, condemned McDonalds by accusing them of performing an act of deforestation in Brazil in order to graze beef cattle? Well I hope some of you remember this fact and place the term "deforestation" alongside this new term hereby entitled "dealimentation!", because the Flat Brain Society and it's Eco-illogical bat wings have set about the task of converting what God provided as alimentation ... nourishment ... foodstuff ... into gasoline !! And because food is being turned into auto-fuel, the price of bread, milk, pasta, eggs, chicken, beef, and so on, is rising like a tsunami. In fact this deal represents not only the lunatics taking over the asylum, but the administration of the asylum have gone nuts and joined the loons, yet the average, sane, Joe and Josephine, living around the complex, remains oblivious to the chaos now reigning supreme in their midst.

But the point is this: When elected and unelected, mandated or non-mandated, loons begin the task of depriving man and beast of it's daily bread, then it's time to stand back and take stock of our grossly fallen state. Those bums need to be removed from office and either filled full of lead or hung by the neck till they are no more. Jesus said, "the poor you will always have with you," because he had already flattened out the brain of world leadership like a map and therefore knew that the poor would remain poor and poorer still because their leadership were hell-bent on achieving that aim.

Back in August last year I published an ed entitled "Equal Paupertunities for All," where I quoted Deuteronomy 15. This section of the Bible is the only solution God gives to remove poverty from a nation. But shortly after the ed was published a fellow writer made a comment where he quoted Galations 3:24, "... the law was our schoolmaster ..." Normally I made a point of replying to every comment, but in this case I chose to break the mold because I didn't want to embarrass my friend in public. Firstly, my friend was a Christian of gentile stock, therefore could not boast of having had the Law as his schoolmaster, and due to this he made a grave error in regarding Deuteronomy 15 as part of the Laws of Moses. Far from being the Law, it was simply a fine example of "if you decide to do this, it shall not fail" kind of promise.

But my friend's lack of knowledge highlighted for me the reason why our present day planet is now run and controlled by mindless freaks, for to know your enemy you must first know your Bible, then everything else is a piece of cake. Did I say cake? Ain't that thing made of flour, eggs, butter, milk, corn starch, etc.?

I heard some news lately about a German Research establishment that's successfully produced a new type of material to replace our normal automobile tires. They claim that it vastly reduces CO2 emissions. Now isn't this good news? Why no, it's not, because one of the new tire's main ingredients happens to be corn starch ... something we use to produce sauces, cakes, etc. And as for the reduction of CO2 emissions, I have to point out that corn growing out in the field also exudes CO2. Why do we all nowadays accept lunatic declarations such as, "CO2 is harmful"? Where's the evidence? And also for that matter, where's the evidential proof that the world is "running out of fossil fuels"? I reckon we all deserve documented proof of this before we convert that which was provided as natural foodstuffs into a speculative alternative to gasoline. For ...

"He (God) causeth the grass to grow for the cattle,
and herb for the service of man: that he may
bring forth food out of the earth;
And wine that maketh glad the heart of man,
and oil to make his face to shine, and
bread which strengtheneth man's heart."

— Psalm 104:14,15

One French lady met her end when she was informed that the people had no bread. She said, "Well let them eat cake!" Shortly after that remark she met a well justified fate, but since our present day cakes consist of a raw material that's great for producing gasoline, even that is rising in price.

So as I gaze at my flat earth map and the flat brain map before me, I reckon the best thing is for me to print out a label to stick on them, stating, "Warning: High Doltage" for our world is run and controlled by High Energy Muckety-Muck Schmucks in this High Dolt Age we're living in.

© Johnny D. Symon