Curtis Dahlgren
What's worse, Aunt Jemima's picture, Hunter's crack, or Uncle Joe's fentanyl from China?
By Curtis Dahlgren
December 12, 2023

Adapted from an August 2022 column

"The other day I was in Madison (Moscow-on-the-Yahara) less than half an hour before seeing a case of drug overdose." -from my Facebook page, August 2022

THAT WAS A FIRST FOR ME. I've heard of celebrities dying with their head in a toilet, but this guy had his head in a bathroom sink at an Arby's. He was standing up – sort of – so he seemed alive yet. Another customer reported him to Arby's and before I left the police and an ambulance were there. Don't know if they were administering Narcan, or, if the guy survived.

We lost over 100,000 people to overdoses in 2022. That's more than 270 per day, enough people to fill the Rose Bowl. Thanks for nothing, Uncle Joe. A child of five could understand the problem. What's so hard to understand?

The Biden administration couldn't stop the flow of illegals in the pipeline if they wanted to at this point. WHAT border?

You can be fined for not wearing a seat belt. Plastic straws have been banned in some places. Fitness clubs must have wheel chair accessible toilet stalls, but our immigration laws are ignorable by the true deplorables. They can't solve the BIG problems so they are "fixing" things that aren't even problems in their obsession with signaling "virtue" (in lieu of virtue). An Indian maiden on a box of butter? Outrage! Washington Redskins? Full stop. Aunt Jemima? Get rid of her!

But the same people legalized all "recreational drugs" in Oregon. How's that working out for them?

Who is running the White House? Does the Gang of Eight get kickbacks from China for being the Welcome Wagon at the border? "We'll leave a light on for ya, MS-13 and Hamas." The U.S. ought to be pressuring Mexico to close the border -their southern border! It's a lot shorter than ours. But in the meantime, how do you turn the stampede around and send them all back home? Lots of questions. Is Mexico charging the "migrants" tolls? Do we really need more homeless people? Why have a department of Homeland Security if they aren't doing anything?

Does the Left want to legalize ALL immigration like all drugs? Then try to change the law!

P.S. The President signaled on Sunday that he is open to some compromise with the GOP on the border, but I'm not getting my hopes up. Someone go fetch a child of 5, Groucho.

PPS: Have yourself a nice day.

© Curtis Dahlgren


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Curtis Dahlgren is semi-retired in southern Wisconsin, and is the author of "Massey-Harris 101." His career has had some rough similarities to one of his favorite writers, Ferrar Fenton... (more)


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