Harold Witkov
Hamas marching song
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By Harold Witkov
August 29, 2014

(Sung to the tune of "Ants go Marching")

Hamas goes marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching one by one
An evil one stops to blow up someone
And they all go marching down into the ground
To get out of bomb range

Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Hamas goes marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching two by two, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching two by two
An evil one stops to load a bombshoe
And they all go marching down into the ground
To get out of bomb range

Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Hamas goes marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching three by three, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching three by three
An evil one stops to kill and then flee
And they all go marching down into the ground
To get out of bomb range

Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Hamas goes marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching four by four, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching four by four
To kill with pleasure is at their core
And they all go marching down into the ground
To get out of bomb range

Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Hamas goes marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching five by five, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching five by five
It is their goal no Jews survive
And they all go marching down into the ground
To get out of bomb range

Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Hamas goes marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching six by six, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching six by six
It's in their blood to kill just for kicks
And they all go marching down into the ground
To get out of bomb range

Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Hamas goes marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching seven by seven, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching seven by seven
They'll never meet their virgins in heaven
And they all go marching down into the ground
To get out of bomb range

Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Hamas goes marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching eight by eight, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching eight by eight
They'll never see God's pearly gate
And they all go marching down into the ground
To get out of bomb range

Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Hamas goes marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching nine by nine, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching nine by nine
Come judgment day they'll be out of time
And they all go marching down into the ground
To get out of bomb range

Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom

Hamas goes marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching ten by ten, hurrah, hurrah
Hamas goes marching ten by ten
God bless that day they'll be out of men
And there'll be no marching down into the ground
To get out of bomb range

Boom Boom Boom Boom
Boom Boom Boom Boom


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Harold Witkov

Harold Witkov is a freelance writer in the Chicago area, who previously worked in textbook publishing and sales for more than thirty years.

He began his freelance writing fifteen years ago, specializing in inspirational and humorous first-person narratives. Among others, he has written for Science of Mind, Unity Magazine, Reunions Magazine and The Jewish Voice and Opinion. Harold Witkov's articles are widespread on the Internet. He has written for Renew America, American Thinker, Right Wing News, Enter Stage Right, and Land of the Free, just to name a few.

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