
Curtis Dahlgren
LADIES: Your mother dresses you funny

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Curtis Dahlgren
May 30, 2026
SPRING has sprung, and blooms and boobs are "busting" out all over. I know you are proud of your bodies, gals, but I don't necessarily want to look at yours! Just because the Islamists go to one extreme, Americans don't need to go into the opposite ditch, even if Memorial day is "the day the pools open," you know what I mean?
Elbert Hubbard said, "Babies are the dice of destiny . . We can never have a noble race of men until we have a noble race of mothers . . The modest woman is the one who wears her wares in an artistic and effective manner."
The word "prude" originally meant "a fine thing of a woman." It was short for prudefemme," which essentially meant "a woman who has the right kind of pride in her appearance." That would probably go right over the heads of today's "liberated" females and their in-your-face mentality.
PS: Speaking of spring, June Dairy Month has been a long time forgotten and replaced with June Pride Month, a topic for another day. There is good pride and bad pride, and bad pride still goes before a fall. The winter is coming. The winter of God's discontent.
PPS: I don't know if you expect such words from a news site, but there you have it, short and sweet.
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Curtis Dahlgren
Curtis Dahlgren is semi-retired in southern Wisconsin, and is the author of "Massey-Harris 101." His career has had some rough similarities to one of his favorite writers, Ferrar Fenton...
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Curtis Dahlgren is semi-retired in southern Wisconsin, and is the author of "Massey-Harris 101." His career has had some rough similarities to one of his favorite writers, Ferrar Fenton. In the intro to The Fenton Bible, Fenton said:
"I was in '53 a young student in a course of education for an entirely literary career, but with a wider basis of study than is usual. . . . In commerce my life has been passed. . . . Indeed, I hold my commercial experience to have been my most important field of education, divinely prepared to fit me to be a competent translator of the Bible, for it taught me what men are and upon what motives they act, and by what influences they are controlled. Had I, on the other hand, lived the life of a Collegiate Professor, shut up in the narrow walls of a library, I consider that I should have had my knowledge of mankind so confined to glancing through a 'peep-hole' as to make me totally unfit for [my life's work]."
In 1971-72 Curtis did some writing for the Badger Herald and he is listed as a University of Wisconsin-Madison "alumnus" (loosely speaking, along with a few other drop-outs including John Muir, Charles Lindbergh, Frank Lloyd Wright and Dick Cheney). [He writes humor, too.]
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