Curtis Dahlgren
LADIES: Your mother dresses you funny
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By Curtis Dahlgren
May 30, 2026

SPRING has sprung, and blooms and boobs are "busting" out all over. I know you are proud of your bodies, gals, but I don't necessarily want to look at yours! Just because the Islamists go to one extreme, Americans don't need to go into the opposite ditch, even if Memorial day is "the day the pools open," you know what I mean?

Elbert Hubbard said, "Babies are the dice of destiny . . We can never have a noble race of men until we have a noble race of mothers . . The modest woman is the one who wears her wares in an artistic and effective manner."

The word "prude" originally meant "a fine thing of a woman." It was short for prudefemme," which essentially meant "a woman who has the right kind of pride in her appearance." That would probably go right over the heads of today's "liberated" females and their in-your-face mentality.

PS: Speaking of spring, June Dairy Month has been a long time forgotten and replaced with June Pride Month, a topic for another day. There is good pride and bad pride, and bad pride still goes before a fall. The winter is coming. The winter of God's discontent.

PPS: I don't know if you expect such words from a news site, but there you have it, short and sweet.

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Curtis Dahlgren is semi-retired in southern Wisconsin, and is the author of "Massey-Harris 101." His career has had some rough similarities to one of his favorite writers, Ferrar Fenton... (more)

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